QotD: Strange Little Songs

What are the weirdest song titles in your playlist or music collection?
Submitted by Charline.

That's a tough one. I know whatever I list here will inevitably mean me missing out something hilarious, weird, or downright disturbing.

Here goes anyway (this might take a while whilst I go through some likely candidates):

• Ween - spinal meningitis (got me down)
• Wat Tyler - The tools of satan and the glorious army of the supreme soviet (I'm feeling mellow)
• Autechre - Lentic Catachresis
• The Flaming Lips - Approaching Pavonis Mons By Balloon (Utopia Planitia)
• Lexaunculpt - A Funeral Service For A Pink Elephant Ear
• Matmos - Zealous Order Of Candied Knights
• They Might Be Giants - Sapphire Bullets Of Pure Love

I could go on, but I'll crown it off with:

• Cassetteboy - Big Ugly Fat-Necked Wombat-Headed Big Bellied Magpie-Legged Narrow-Hipped Splay-Footed Sons Of Irish Bailiffs

(which seems apt for some reason)